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Monday, September 29, 2008

Ten Things You Can Do to Not Suck at NHL 09

I am not an expert at this game - far from it. I just threw together some observations that some rookie players make the mistake of doing and how to correct them.

(In no particular order)

1. Cater your player to your play style.

If you are good at throwing the body and forechecking, playing as a dangler does not make sense. Choosing a sniper does not allow you to become Petr Sykora. If you suck at scoring goals but you can pass like its nobody’s business, change your player type to a playmaker. Play to your strengths and your statistics and your record will improve.


2. Pass the Puck.

Your name is not Mario Lemieux. Do not attempt to take on all 5 opposing players by yourself because chances are you are going to get rocked. Draw defenders to yourself then hit the open man. Plus the puck travels faster than the man.


3. Pass Smart.

Long lead passes. When they work they are amazing. But they are like the deep pass in football… used sparingly and when appropriate, they can result in points. However, if you go deep too often… it will be intercepted and then you got a pick six. Be careful passing into the offensive zone because many human defensemen like to step up and give out free candy at the blue line, especially along the wall.





EA SPORTS World: syniper


Don’t be afraid to dump it in rather than pass it in. There’s nothing like a good dump.


4. But Do Not Overpass.

I am very guilty of this one. Teams that work well together tend to pass up shots looking for the perfect play. Just like the real Penguins, Team PensBlog shoots less but scores more than the opposing team. Take good smart shots.


5. Use the Point.

Do not be afraid to drop the puck back to the point. A point shot is a hell of a lot better than a weak wrister from the half boards. Or a turnover. Get the puck back to the defensemen and get into position for a deflection or a rebound.


6. Play Your Position

Playing your position is important all over the ice but especially important in the defensive zone. The most common error is puck chasing. If you puck chase you might have a chance to give up as many goals as the Lightning did last season. The easiest defense is a basic zone defense where the two defensemen cover the positions shown below:

The left wing covers the right point – while the right wing covers the left point. The center patrols the high slot. There are other variations of defense but this is the simplest.

On offense, if you are a defensemen do not go in deep in the offensive zone unless a forward drops back to cover your ass.


7. Do Not Take Bad Penalties

If the refs called interference penalties online, the entire game would be played 3 on 3. So instead they replaced interference penalties with cross checking. They only call cross checking when it is extremely blatant. Therefore, do not hit someone that does not have the puck!

There are two types of cross checking penalties: the penalty formerly known as interference, and the horrible, frustrating, the-puck-was-at-my-feet-why-would-you-crosscheck-the-defender-instead-of-shoot-the-loose-puck-into-the-net-you-stupid-dbag!!!!

I know everyone out there has taken both types of penalties. While the second one is a control snafu (yeah I said snafu, wanna fight about it?), the first one is usually avoidable. If your team stays disciplined you will get plenty of powerplays. The tripping and high sticking penalties are harder to avoid.


8. Avoid the Glove

I took this one from http://www.sportsgamer.com/content/2177/ . They have a more detailed write up over there but when you have a shot on goal with the puck in the slot like this:


Where should you shoot? Glove side, stick side, or 5 hole? It depends on the situation but because of the range of motion of the glove hand, going stick side is a better option unless the goalie is off his angle. Plus the stick side gives juicy rebounds while the glove hand does not. Do not be afraid to shoot 5 hole as well. The hard slapper over the glove hand sure is pretty but poking it through a goalie’s legs is almost as satisfying. Give it a try.


9. The Dekes are Your Friend (till they backstab you).

If there is an over aggressive defense that is constantly stepping up and hitting you at the blue line, throw a little Left Bumper at his ass (or her ass). A well timed deke can lead to a breakaway or at least an odd man rush. However, do not deke when it is unnecessary. That will lead to a turnover or worse. Performing a deke with a grinder or defensive defensemen is usually not a good idea.



I said there were 10 but I ran out of ideas. Sue me.



UPDATE: From duff and wilsmith.


10. Do Not Go Coast to Coast… At All.

Defenders should not be carrying the puck coast to coast. Make the pass to an open lead man. Try to not make the forwards curl at the blue line.

Head-man the puck!

It drives me nuts when defenseman or some slow forward tries to skate it out. Look up ice, everyone who plays forward leaves the zone as soon as the D get possession, so get it up there while they have a chance at an odd-man rush.

I always center and end up with the puck in our own slot a lot, then just turn it up the boards to one of the wingers. It almost always creates something because opposing teams over-commit in the offensive zone.



All pictures came from http://www.sportsgamer.com/hockey_09/training_camp/. Even if your name is Russ you should head over there to see if there is anything you can do to improve as a player.


Anybody that wants to drop some knowledge or suggestions please comment so we can all become the best that we can be.

17 comments:

Mr Pockets 12 said...

Sorry if that was extremely long and tiresome. I'm digging Fedotenko on the top line btw.

Duff said...

9. Defenders should not be carrying the puck coast to coast. Make the pass to an open lead man. Try not make the forwards curl at the blue line.

wilsmith said...

Yes, duff!
Head-man the puck!
It drives me nuts when defenseman or some slow forward tries to skate it out. Look up ice, everyone who plays forward leaves the zone as soon as the D get possession, so get it up there while they have a chance at an odd-man rush.

I always center and end up with the puck in our own slot a lot, then just turn it up the boards to one of the wingers. almost always creates something because opposing teams over-commit in the offensive zone.

good write up for the rookies, pockets. sorry I missed your message the other day, I was deep in ncaa

MadMax said...
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Mr Pockets 12 said...

I know how that is. I could get lost in NCAA for hours... lol

PensUK said...

completely nothing to do with this guys but is it me or do when you play OTP the RBK o-stick looks amazin but then on be a pro mode is looks plain black and crappy, if any1 knows why care to share? thanks =]

bayonetwork said...

well the ea servers are down. which sucks.

chris e said...

I was hoping to get added to the team. I play a couple games a night.

gamertag - wildnoseven

Mr Pockets 12 said...

Well klown Zero and i were kicking the shit out of this team when xbox live went down like 2 minutes ago... is it just me or did anyone else experience problems?

bob said...
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assklown 666 said...

Pockets that pissed me off to no end. Up 3-0 at the beginning of the 2nd. 1G 1A so far, about to get 5 more points. Then POOF. wtf.

Duff said...

FROM EA SPORTS.COM

Please Clear your XBOX 360 Cache

If you own NHL 09 on the XBOX 360, please clear your cache to ensure the best performance possible.

To clear your cache, you need to go to the "memory" blade in the XBOX 360 dashboard menu and press the "Y" button. Then press:

X,X,LB,RB,X,X

Mr Pockets 12 said...

Why should i have to clear my cache every time i play this damn game? Why can't you guys come out with a patch or update to make your game... wait for it... actually work properly? You made a great game. Too bad the online play has more holes than J.S. Aubin

Duff said...

pockets...

On behalf of EA Sport I must say you are 1000% correct. We here at EA Sports are didicated to not allow you to get into a game your first on your first attempt. Weak Goals from the blue line will occure, with .3 seconds on the clock, in 1 out of 5 games. We do our best to prevent shots in front of the net and even go as far as giving you 2:00 for a cross check for being there.

EnsErmac said...

So, AAA is now in Division 1 with the big club...

Mr Pockets 12 said...

where we belong...

Mr Pockets 12 said...

If anyone has any videos they want me to put on the site email me at zboslett12@yahoo.com

also i'm looking for videos of absolute failure. breakaways that go haywire, missed open nets, human goalies looking awful stuff like that. save your videos and email me with link