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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Post-Patch Report


Team PensBlog Climbing!
Since the release of the second patch, Team Pensblog has moved up from Div 11 to Div 5 and still climbing. In order to keep going up, The GM's ask that players with +/- rating under 100 to not play games with only two players. Keep up the Great Work!

Post Patch Top 20 Report.
Only a week since the update and the top 20 has changed. Even with a team full a juicer, it is going to be hard to de-thrown those who play hockey as a team. Only time will tell how much some of these team have benefited from glitching the system. Going through some of the records, Many teams only show one game after the patch and stopped playing until today (4-11) for some reason. Below are some of the top 20 teams with notable changes and are out of the playoffs.



Biggest Fail: Legends Never Die -97 Spots.
dream killers -42
legends never die -75
new life -39
uhl elete -35
pure garbage -69
team soz -66
dirty microwaves -62 (1 game since patch on 3-11)
Original Gangster - 68

Other teams who fell out of top 20 include: Purple Cobraz & Dragon Force with Da Co st Hil on the bubble.


Post Patch tPB Juicer Report.
flying hindus - DEAD
grocery store beer - DEAD
montral wolves - DEAD
pure garbage - Fell 69 spots
seansheans mom - DEAD
the mob - 2 members left, no games since patch
uhl elete - Fell 35 spots

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Recent Videos

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The ol' fake the goalie out and go behind the net and wrap it around off the goalies back.


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The Forsberg Move. Kinda. Or a really bad goalie.


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The Perfect 200 foot bank off the boards pass by Dark Justice to a cherry picking Politwoski.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Awesome

Los Angeles, April 8, 1984- Former Pittsburgh Pirates' pitcher Dock Ellis says he was under the influence of LSD when he pitched a 1970 no-hitter against the San Diego Padres.

Ellis, now co-ordinator of an anti drug program in Los Angeles, said he didn't know until six hours before his June 12, 1970 no hitter that he was going to pitch.

"I was in Los Angeles, and the team was playing in San Diego , but I didn't know it. I had taken LSD..... I thought it was an off-day, that's how come I had it in me. I took the LSD at noon. At 1pm, his girlfriend and trip partner looked at the paper and said, "Dock, you're pitching today!"

"That's when it was $9.50 to fly to San Diego. She got me to the airport at 3:30. I got there at 4:30, and the game started at 6:05pm. It was a twi-night doubleheader.

I can only remember bits and pieces of the game. I was psyched. I had a feeling of euphoria.

I was zeroed in on the (catcher's) glove, but I didn't hit the glove too much. I remember hitting a couple of batters and the bases were loaded two or three times.

The ball was small sometimes, the ball was large sometimes, sometimes I saw the catcher, sometimes I didn't. Sometimes I tried to stare the hitter down and throw while I was looking at him. I chewed my gum until it turned to powder. They say I had about three to four fielding chances. I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."

The Pirates won the game, 2-0, although Ellis walked eight batters. It was the highpoint in the baseball career of one of the finer pitchers of his time, and arguably,one of the greatest achievements in the history of sports.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Deadline Day Coverage and Video Time

For up to the minute trade deadline coverage, visit Michael Farkas' Liveblog at FaceoffFactor.com

Now onto the videos:

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I almost performed my fabled "Patrick Kane" goal... So close.


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Wtf was the goalie doing? Is that Martin Biron/Osgood/Gerber/Caron/Aubin/Theodore/Toskala?

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These jokes were obviously upset they couldn't juice to win anymore so they decided to score for me.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

The Patch Has Arrived!



Notes to come...

Update: New Rule: (well no its an old rule but still) no hitting anybody that does not have the puck. Shouldn't need to be said but it needs to be said. You will get penalized. End of story. Otherwise WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Monday, March 2, 2009

Random Video Time V2.

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Video by Eric. Fail by Syniper. Puck on goal line. Shot through the legs over the glass behind him. (The shaking is Eric laughing nonstop)

This video from Eric. Tried to pull a Pockets.









Yan scores a goal with Paul Bissonnette from center ice. While trying to fight. Great individual effort.









Kevonic Datsyuking some poor poor goalie.